tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8568072161793472490.post2284690074681351735..comments2024-01-14T09:34:36.670-09:00Comments on Mormonism-Unveiled: Fact Vs. Fancy: Free Republic Webmaster Jim Robinson Uses Anti-Mormon Bigotry To Transform Free Republic Into Anti-Mormon Site In Between Begging For MoneyJack Mormonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08671278467022843855noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8568072161793472490.post-36207150485487060972011-08-06T20:53:24.517-08:002011-08-06T20:53:24.517-08:00To: CharlyFord
Somebody didn’t get the memo????
...To: CharlyFord<br />Somebody didn’t get the memo????<br /><br /> Office of First President & Living Prophet®:<br /><br />August 1st, 2011<br /><br /><br /><br />The message for this month is -<br /><br /><br />...to stay on our mantra: We ARE Christians!!<br /><br /> <br /> <br />We've been taking a beating on the Internet - especially from those hateful ANTIs on FreeRepublic!<br /> <br />We MUST keep the media constantly informed of those things the world considers christian.<br /><br />We must NOT allow our MORMONness to show thru, as it has gotten a really bad rap thru history - lord only knows why...<br /> <br />Tommy <br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />20 posted on Saturday, August 06, 2011 7:33:37 PM by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going) <br />Another FR classic from ElsieAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8568072161793472490.post-55879391833431539122011-08-05T20:59:33.668-08:002011-08-05T20:59:33.668-08:00To: reaganaut
There are already some challenges to...To: reaganaut<br />There are already some challenges to his leadership inside the FLDS.<br /><br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br /><br />JESUS: Hey Smith! Remember that boast you made about doing more than even I had done to hold the 'church' together? <br /><br />JOSEPH SMITH: Where am I? <br /><br />JESUS: Don't you remember? A few seconds ago you were in that jail. <br /><br />JOSEPH SMITH: Oh; yeah; but where am I NOW? <br /><br />JESUS: Don't you remember? Does bang - bang ring a bell? <br /><br />JOSEPH SMITH: Oh; yeah - that crummy gun I had was about USELESS! <br /><br />JESUS: I hope you left instructions on how to hold your church together. <br /><br />JOSEPH SMITH: Dang! I knew there was SOMETHING I was forgetting! <br /><br />JESUS: Looks like there's a power struggle going on down there. <br /><br />JOSEPH SMITH: Yeah; there was always SOMEone who wanted the power that I held - especially over the LADIES - wink wink. <br /><br />JESUS: No need to worry about that now; remember what my friend Matthew wrote down? <br /><br />JOSEPH SMITH: This? “At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven” (Matthew 22:30) <br /><br />JESUS: That's it. <br /><br />JOSEPH SMITH: I thought that was mistranslated. <br /><br />JESUS: Nah - it was right. <br /><br />JOSEPH SMITH: Oh well; it was fun while it lasted. My buds will still get it on with the girls. <br /><br />JESUS: Uh; I'm sorry; in just a few more years; your followers will cavein to the United States government and abandon the 'Eternal Covenant' that you came up with. <br /><br />JOSEPH SMITH: ME!? YOU are the one that told me to do that! <br /><br />JESUS: Sorry; but you must have mistranslated what I told you. What part of Do NOT commit ADULTERY did you not understand? <br /><br />JOSEPH SMITH: mumble.... <br /><br />JESUS: What did you say? <br /><br />JOSEPH SMITH: Oh, nothing. <br /><br />JESUS: Well; it was interesting talking to you; but now I must get back to perparing a place for those who believe in Me. <br /><br />JOSEPH SMITH: Oh, yeah; the Celestial Kingdom. <br /><br />JESUS: No... <br /><br />JOSEPH SMITH: The Telestial one? <br /><br />JESUS: Nope. <br /><br />JOSEPH SMITH: SUREly not the TERRESTRIAL one!! <br /><br />JESUS: Nope. Didn't you read that the mind of man had NOT conceived of it? Paul wrote it down in 1 Corinthians 2:9. <br /><br />JOSEPH SMITH: I thought that was mistranslated. <br /><br />JESUS: No; it wasn't. <br /><br />JOSEPH SMITH: You SURE? <br /><br />JESUS: Yes. Now I must be going: what did you say your name was again? <br /><br />JOSEPH SMITH: Joseph Smith. <br /><br />JESUS: Hmmmm. According to my Heavenly FAITHbook, you didn't sign in as one of my friends - sorry, I never knew you. <br /><br />JOSEPH SMITH: But.... <br /><br /><br />162 posted on Friday, August 05, 2011 11:46:03 AM by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going) <br />[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 130 | View Replies]<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />Elie is a FR classic.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com